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Thursday, February 20, 2014

Life's Demerit System


In the world of romance, one single rule applies:

MAKE THE WOMAN HAPPY!

Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes, and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a non-exhaustive guide to the point system:

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

If Only


He can't fall asleep tonight
Despite the will of the world
Because peace is not a gift
Nor a feeling
A feeling he deserves