Some Laws, Newton forgot

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will  start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the  Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will began to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when  dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Bath Theorem: When the body is  immersed in water, the telephone rings.

The Way I Wish It To Be

PS: This is a work of fiction inspired from real life characters.

Gaurav knocked on the glass door of my cabin. He was pointing his watch towards me and then gestured to me with open palm. I got his message that only five minutes are left before we need to go to the board room for the top management review. Its been more than two weeks   that we were preparing for this. Gaurav, who is my boss, is now more of a friend after three years working together and sharing our taste for music.

The watch was still to strike five when Gaurav and I entered into the board room which, minutes later, was full with seven top executives for the annual top management review. The grins on their faces clearly indicated that two humans will soon be made extinct by these terminators.

Dismay

As I made this drink for me,

the blood left my eyes,

I taste the poison leaning back,

and breath that one last sigh.

Holding this drinks, off to depths of hell I go,

Friday Evening

The cruise, amidst Arabian Sea, where booze, babes and all the possible intoxicants anyone can imagine was flowing like anything, ended, courtesy to my office party. I had nothing to do with all the three of them, courtesy to me recent one sided commitment. Wish she had been here and I had shown all of this, the water and water all around till the eye can see the party, the glamour, and the life. I was actually dying for it, but, Alas!

Hantaji, my office driver, dropped me to station. Though the way he accelerated the car made me sure that he was drunk but his denial was agreeable.

Possible Hai Boss

"Aap cigarette peete ho?", I asked the auto driver moment after I dropped the puff of my cigarette.

"Haan Sir", he said without even looking back.

"Yeh rakh lo", I said. He turned back and I handed him over my pack of cigarettes accompanied by my most fav lighter.

He opened the pack while continuing his driving and returned me back my pack.

Broken Guitar

Silence creeps in like an ice knife,

I am shouting and crying out loud,

Fighting a lost battle,

Don't know why.

Late

Choices, answers;

Reality strikes.

Like a knife, a stake;

An unforgettable bite.

Just For Gags

• The sexiest curve on your body is your smile.
• Not everyone who loves each other needs to be in a relationship. And not everyone who's in a relationship loves each other.
• Time heals nothing, it merely re-arranges our memory.
• Nobody in this world can take away your pain, So DON'T let anyone take away your happiness either.
• Never chase love, affection, or attention. If it isn't given freely by another person, it isn't worth having.
• Some people are like clouds. when they disappear, its a brighter day.
• Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?
• Marriage age 21, drinking age 25. Can someone ask these law makers how to survive the first 4 years of marriage?
• Someday someone will walk in your life and make you realize why it never worked with anyone else.

Absence...

Har roz ki tarah Sooraj aayega aur tum chale jaoge;

Kya kabhi aisa bhi hoga ki Sooraj bhi hoga aur Tum bhi aaoge.

Raat ke darwaaje per tumhari yaadein dastak deti hai;

Darwaaja nahin khola, jaanta thaa wahaan tum nazar aaoge.