Some Laws, Newton forgot

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will  start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the  Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will began to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when  dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Bath Theorem: When the body is  immersed in water, the telephone rings.

The Way I Wish It To Be

PS: This is a work of fiction inspired from real life characters.

Gaurav knocked on the glass door of my cabin. He was pointing his watch towards me and then gestured to me with open palm. I got his message that only five minutes are left before we need to go to the board room for the top management review. Its been more than two weeks   that we were preparing for this. Gaurav, who is my boss, is now more of a friend after three years working together and sharing our taste for music.

The watch was still to strike five when Gaurav and I entered into the board room which, minutes later, was full with seven top executives for the annual top management review. The grins on their faces clearly indicated that two humans will soon be made extinct by these terminators.